This is supposed to be a comedic tribute to the beach monster movies of the 1960s. It's about the Polonia brothers trying their hardest to rip off “**Humanoids from the Deep**” and other sea-monster flicks and I also see some parables to **Jaws** and **Psycho**. The acting is amateur and the directing is atrocious. The green-screen effects have gotta be the worst in cinematic history. This movie intended to be a comedy and the film's humor is about homosexuality, sexual acts, farting, lesbianism and Hercules movies. Normally, I totally love that kind of humor, especially when it comes fro…
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Splatter Beach
Overview
Splatter Beach is a 2007 low-budget horror comedy film made by the prolific Polonia brothers. It was released on DVD by Camp Motion Pictures.Starring Erin Brown, Erika Smith, Alison Whitney, Brice Kennedy, Ken Van Sant and Dave Fife, Splatter Beach concerns a reporter who hopes to write a story on a series of disappearances that have plagued a local beach, and who finds instead a sea monster in full rubbery attire.
Release date
09/10/2007
Votes
14
Popularity
0.7
Erin Brown
Tess Gardner
Erika Smith
Tonya Smith
Dave Fife
Rupert Pine
Brice Kennedy
Rodney Spinner
Ken Van Sant
Duke
John Polonia
Johnson the Fisherman
Leslie Culton
Shower Girl
John Paul Fedele
Drummer
Marty Manglaze
The Creature
Brian Berry
Amanda Kerr
Scott Clemens
Alison Whitney
Tyrone Brown
Elisa Gouveia
Callie Burk
Lily St. Claire
Kevin Neblung
Steve Savage
David Fine
Joe Kolbex
Specterini
himself
Original Soundtrack
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Last Holiday
Everything Is Free
Why Did I Get Married?
Beach Massacre at Kill Devil Hills
Carry On Abroad
Prom House
Americanski Blues
Spring Breakdown
Revenge of the Nerds II: Nerds in Paradise
Carry On Camping
Mirreyes vs Godínez: Las Vegas
Consider the Oyster
The Cottage
Are You Being Served? The Movie
The Prince & Me: A Royal Honeymoon
Flirting with Forty
Turistas
Bridget Jones: The Edge of Reason
Forgetting Sarah Marshall