John Thomson
Known for: Acting
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
Filmography
Series
Midsomer Murders
Cooper Steinem
1997
Series
Top of the Pops
Self - Host
1964
Series
Death in Paradise
DCI Chris Ricketts
2011
Series
The Gentlemen
Frank
2024
Series
Ready, Steady, Cook
Self - Guest
1994
Series
Silent Witness
DI Warren Bull
1996
Series
Father Brown
John Banks
2013
Series
Skins
Sam Brooks
2007
Series
Waterloo Road
Nelson Smith
2006
Series
Waterloo Road
Nelson Taylor
2006
Series
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
Self - Panellist
1996
Series
Celebrity Juice
Self
2008
Series
8 Out of 10 Cats
Self
2005
Series
The Jonathan Ross Show
Self
2011
Series
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
Self - Participant
2011
Series
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
Self
2002
Series
Brassic
Colin Popov
2019
Series
Sister Boniface Mysteries
Leonard Monk
2022
Series
Richard Osman's House of Games
Self - Contestant
2017
Series
Soldier Soldier
Sgt Dunn
1991
Series
Pie in the Sky
Andrew Vernon
1994
The Terry and Gaby Show
2003
Series
Celebrity Mastermind
2003
Series
Celebrity Mastermind
Self - Contestant
2003
Series
McDonald & Dodds
Jimmy Daly
2020
Series
Celebrity Catchphrase
Self
2018
Series
Shooting Stars
Self
1993
Series
The Weakest Link
Self
2021
Series
The Word
1990
Film
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
Mr. Windfall (voice)
2005
Series
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
Self
2014
Series
Cold Feet
Pete Gifford
1998
Series
Murder Most Horrid
Daniel Hoffmeyer
1991
Series
The Chase: Celebrity Special
Self
2011
Series
Murder in Mind
Alan Squires
2001
Series
Through the Keyhole
Self
2013
Series
Through the Keyhole
Self - Panelist
2013
Series
The Fast Show
Various Characters
1994
Series
Tipping Point: Lucky Stars
Self - Contestant
2013
Series
Plebs
Mr. Adolphus
2013
Series
Kingdom
Nigel Pearson
2007
Series
Angela and Friends
2009
BBC Comedy Feeds
Steve
2012
Film
Nightborn
Jon's Father
2026
Series
Catchphrase
2013
Series
Men Behaving Badly
Ken
1992
Series
The F Word
2005
Series
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
2003
Series
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
Self - Narrator
2016
Randall & Hopkirk (Deceased)
2000
Series
Sooty
The Boss
2011
Film
Inkheart
Darius
2008
Series
Blackpool
2004
Series
New Street Law
Charlie Darling
2006
Film
Grimsby
Bob Tolliver
2016
It's Only TV But I Like It
Self
1999
Series
The Day Today
Treasurer
1994
Series
The Mimic
Nigel Lord
2013
Series
This Morning
Self
1988
Series
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
Petty Officer Alan Partridge
1994
Series
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
Joe Beasley
1994
Harry
Royo
1993
Series
This Time with Alan Partridge
Joe Beasley
2019
Series
The Job Lot
Kevin
2013
Series
Art Detectives
William Titchfield
2025
Series
Captivated
Geoff
2024
Series
All Star Mr & Mrs
2008
Film
Fackham Hall
Bill
2025
Series
Monkey Trousers
2005
Series
Celebrity Lingo
Self - Contestant
2022
Series
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
Self
2016
Series
Roger Roger
Barry
1998
Johnny Vaughan Tonight
Self
2002
Series
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
Self
2008
Series
Crapston Villas
1995
Series
Celebrity Puzzling
Self - Panellist
2025
Series
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
Sir Donald Tyburn
2001
Series
Shane the Chef
2018
Series
Fist of Fun
Pied Piper of Hamelin
1995
Series
Coogan's Run
Fat Bob
1995
Series
Break Clause
Alan
2026
Series
Strange Hill High
Various (voice)
2013
Film
24 Hour Party People
Charles
2002
Film
The Man Who Knew Too Little
Dimitri
1997
Series
Dodger
Farmer Grundles
2022
Series
Mobile
Ray Bould / Hypnotherapist
2007
Series
Dog Loves Books
Dog (voice)
2020
Series
Blue Heaven
Waiter 2
1992
Series
Paul Merton: The Series
1991
Series
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
Self - Contestant
2021
Series
Pond Life
1996
Film
Last Train to Christmas
Vic
2021
Series
Dangerous Lady
Lee Ryan
1995
Series
The World of Lee Evans
Customer
1995
Series
Big Top
Geoff
2009
Series
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
Self - Narrator
2013
Saturday Live
Cabbie
1996
Series
The 1970s: Those Were the Days
Self - Narrator
2024
Film
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
Nathan
1995
Heads or Tails
Self - Contestant
2009
Series
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two
Self
2024
Film
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
Bernard Right On/Various
1994
Series
Ghosthunting With...
2006
Film
The Fast Show: You Ain’t Seen These, Right?
1999
Film
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
Bill (Flowerpot Man)
2009
Film
Born Romantic
First Cab Driver
2000
Series
Engineering the World Rally
Himself - Narrator
2007
Film
The Flint Street Nativity
Christian Jerrums / Innkeeper
1999
Film
Fat Slags
Foreman
2004
Film
Dying Laughing
Self
2017
Film
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
Self
2022
Film
Billionaire Boy
Len
2016
Film
Appointment with Dr. Terrible
Interviewee – Actor
2003
Series
The Dead Good Show
Various
1992
Series
Bill and Ben
Bill (voice)
2001
Series
The Lock Up
Narrator
2011
Film
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
Mr. Goodington and the Crabcatchers
2012
Series
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
Self - Team Captain
Film
7 Up & Me
Self
2019
Film
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
Plank
2022
Film
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
2017
Series
Secret Life of the Auction House
Self - Narrator (voice)
2025
Film
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
Self/Various Characters
2020
Film
Northern Soul
Terry
2014
Film
The Fast Show Live
1998
Film
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
Self
2010
Pauline Calf's Wedding Video
Fat Bob
1994
Film
Paul Calf's Video Diary
Fat Bob
1993
Film
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
Self
2023
A Tribute to the Likely Lads
Flint
2002
Film
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
Simon Joke
1994
Film
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
Himself
2012
Film
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
Self
2020
Film
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
Kevin Ruddock
2016
Film
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
Self
2022
Film
Pulp
Dave Burns
2013
Film
The Road to Coronation Street
Harry Kershaw
2010
Film
Les Dawson Lost Tapes
Self
2021
Film
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
Self
1999
Film
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
Self
2023
The Power of Darts
Narrator (voice)
2013
Film
The People Before
Knotweed Man
2025
Film
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
Himself
2019
Film
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
Narrator
2019
Film
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1996
Fungus The Bogeyman
2015
Film
You Are Here
Peter Keggy
1998
Film
Ted & Ralph
Vicar
1998
Film
The Weekenders
Policeman 1
1992
Film
Up 'n' Under
Stan
1998
Series
Best Year Ever
Self - Actor
2022
Film
Dog Eat Dog
Football Coach
2001
Film
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases
Self
2020
Film
Roger Roger
Barry
1996
Film
Station Jim
Harold
2001
The Girl with Brains in Her Feet
Mr. Loughborough
1997
Film
The Dealer
Bat
2006
Film
Caroline Aherne at the BBC
Self - Presenter
2016
Film
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
Self - Narrator (voice)
2007
Film
Dementamania
2013
Series
The People's Vet
Self - Narrator
2018
Series
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
Bernard Righton
Film
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
Narrator
2021
Film
Help Point
Stephen
2013